One more thing. Remember those huge guys out front of the hotel who didn't even react when I strolled past them? Turns out they only had one job, and it had nothing to do with nerdy guys carrying messenger bags.
Their job? Keep Lindsay Lohan out of the party.
No joke, that was apparently their singular purpose that night. And she still got in-- she was, I guess, fucking the hotel's owner at the time? And even then was promptly thrown out again by the party's security.
The point is, you haven't really snuck into a baller party until you've seen LiLo get thrown out of it.
Or something. Something like that, yeah.
(In fact, every party I've been to since where she's shown up, she's been thrown out. I'm not saying I have anything to DO with her being thrown out, just...Lindsay Lohan gets thrown out of a lot of parties.)
